7/22/2023 0 Comments Green meanie squeed![]() Bitters: Don't forget that tonight is Parent-Teacher Night. Tallest Red: You made them worse! Zim: Worse… or better? Parent-Teacher Night Ms. We remember… Zim: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! Pilot: But sir, we're still on our own planet! Zim: Silence! Twist those knobs! Twist those knobs! You! Pull some levers! Pull some levers! Zim: I put the fires out. Zim: But you can't have an invasion without me! I was in Operation Impending Doom 1! Don't you remember? Tallest Purple: Oh yes. Tallest Purple: You quit being banished!?!?!? Tallest Red: The assigning is over, Zim. frying something? Zim: Oh, I quit when I found out about this. Tallest Purple: Weren't you banished to FoodCourtia? Shouldn't you be. [Hologram shows the rat people attacking Skoodge as he starts Understanding) Tallest Purple: Could you get any shorter? Tallest Red: You'll be assigned to Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, thank you. Tallest Purple: And last… Invader Skoodge! Tallest Red: Oh now that's just sad. Larb: Yes! Tallest Purple: Next… Invader Spleen! Larb: Why would you draw that? Tallest Red: However, because of your increased height, we've decided to give you the planet Vort, home of the universe's most comfortable couch. Tallest Purple: You've been assigned to the planet Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people. ![]() Tallest Red: Ahh, you seem to have grown since last you stood before us, soldier. Now! LET THE ASSIGNING BEGIN! Irken in crowd: WHOOO! Tallest Purple: Step forward, Invader Larb. Tallest Red: All the while gathering crucial information, assessing the planet's weaknesses, making it vulnerable to our big. These less superior than us but still quite superior soldiers will each be assigned to an enemy planet! Tallest Purple: There, you will blend in with the hidious native inhabitants. Tallest Purple: You should have tried harder! Tallest Red: These superior ones… Tallest Purple: Not as superior as us, of course… Tallest Red: Pft, duh. Standing behind us, however, are the soldiers we've chosen for roles in one of the most crucial parts in Operation Impending Doom II! You in the audience just get to sit and watch. Tallest Red: Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you. I'm telling you, smoke machines are what the people. Tallest Purple: Everything is lasers with you. Tallest Red: See? Told you they'd love the lasers. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream. Ice cream truck speaker: You like ice cream. ![]() Dib: And he's got no ears! Is that part of your "skin condition," Zim? No ears?! Zim: Yes. Zim: "GIR"? What does the G stand for? GIR: I don't know! Zim: Ummm, is it supposed to be stupid? Tallest Purple: It's not stupid it's advanced!ĭib: And what about his horrible green head?! Zim: Insolent fool boy! It's a. Please, proceed to the docking ring and take the complimentary teleporters to the planet's surface! Welcome to Conventia, the convention hall planet. Season 1 The Nightmare Begins Announcer: Welcome, brave Irken soldiers. Zim: The human has lost the element of surprise thanks to the ingenious listening device I placed on him.ĭib: You picked the wrong planet to land on, Zim! Zim: Wait a minute! What planet is this? Dib: Earth. Dib: Look everyone! His head! That is so not normal! I was right all along, he is an alien! He’s Not Just A Alien, A BIIIG Brain! You never believed me, but now, I have proof! Zita: You're crazy! Witness my bean-chewing! That's good eat- Yummy. I love them… Dib: Oh, just one more then? What are you scared of? Zim: Scared? Ridiculous. I must be an alien too, huh, Dib? Dib: What's the matter? Scared of beans, space boy? Zim: Nonsense! I love beans. Pilot Melvin: And in outer space, I'm gonna collect rocks from Mars, and float in the space shuttle, and I'll make friends with the space monkey!ĭib: Look at him, Gaz! He doesn't like the cafeteria food.
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